The next big thing is probably not this.

Combine one familiar product with one wildly underserved audience. Add a suspiciously good revenue forecast. Congratulations, you're a founder.

01 / THE BILLION-DOLLAR IDEANO PITCH DECK REQUIRED

INTRODUCING, UNFORTUNATELY

Uberfordogs

Rides on demand for dogs who have places to be and no driver’s license.

50 PRODUCTS × 50 AUDIENCES = 2,500 QUESTIONABLE IDEAS

02 / THE VERY REAL* NUMBERSPROJECTED WITH MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE

FINANCIAL FORECAST

Hockey stick, naturally.

✳ FICTIONAL SIMULATION

MONTHLY RECURRING REVENUE$0↗ 347% vs. last month (probably)

ANNUAL RUN RATE$0That’s MRR × 12. Impressive, right?

TOTAL ADDRESSABLE MARKET$0Everyone with a wallet, basically

Revenue trajectoryActual results may vary by several billion dollars.

PROJECTED MRR

$0$0$0

MONTH 01MONTH 03MONTH 06MONTH 09MONTH 12

* These numbers are completely made up. No customers, market research, venture capital, or spreadsheets were harmed in their creation.

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